LOL Bruce. BTW this is Shannon from the Winamp list. I just had to say that I too have had a bit of fun with my answering machine messages. The one my grandmother liked, and would call it over and over to hear when we weren't home was where I shook a box of macaroni and cheese to sound like the wheels on a train track, my husband, referred to in my LJ as "The Man" blew a train whistle in the background and I said: "Hi, this is Shannon. "The Man" and I are chugging down the railroad tracks of life, but leave us a message and we'll call you back when we pull into our next station."
The other one I really liked was when I accidentally dialed a wrong number and got this message.
Husband: Sorry, but we are not home right now, right honey?
Wife: That's right honey.
Husband: So leave us a message and we'll call you back when we get home. Bye. Say bye honey.
Wife: Bye honey!
:)
Can I friend you? I promise I'll behave. *giggles*