I just got done drinking a wonderfully delicious cup of coffee. I submit that you ought to try coffee again for yourself, and you might want to doctor it up with a bit of ketchup. You say ketchup improves all things, so since you don't like coffee, I submit that if you use ketchup in it, however disgusting that might be to coffee purists, you might like it. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! BTW how do you know what hamster spit tastes like?