There are lots of folks who consider me insane.
The reason why, friends, is really quite plain.

I drink Cocoa in July; I drink Coke in January.
And Why? Because both drinks just make me quite merry.

And so, here's a toast to the creator of each drink.
They deserve to be placed in the hall of fame, I think.
For their creations have brought lots of happiness and joy,
To many many people, including this Wisconsin boy.