The main thing about girlfriends,
Is that they mystify.
They leave us at our wit's end,
Though heaven knows, we try.
We think that what we're doing,
Is working very well.
But then, they speak and tell us,
That somewhere, we strayed and fell.
The best thing to do at times like this,
Is agree with what they say.
Then, follow it up with flowers,
And chocolates to save the day.
And so, my friend, I say to you,
Do as your girlfriend says.
That way you won't have to worry,
Or vash da dishes. Yezz.