You Just Can't Win with Girlfriends

[dogriver]

Apparently Caroline isn't happy with my "sleepy" and "somnolent" mood choices. "You're supposed to be moody, okay?" she said. So, I shall endeavor to please the lady I love. Thank you all for your understanding. Bruce toews, CJOB News, Winnipeg.

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[voyagerjc.livejournal.com]

The main thing about girlfriends,
Is that they mystify.
They leave us at our wit's end,
Though heaven knows, we try.
We think that what we're doing,
Is working very well.
But then, they speak and tell us,
That somewhere, we strayed and fell.
The best thing to do at times like this,
Is agree with what they say.
Then, follow it up with flowers,
And chocolates to save the day.
And so, my friend, I say to you,
Do as your girlfriend says.
That way you won't have to worry,
Or vash da dishes. Yezz.