If You See Loose Money Floating Around

If anyone should stumble upon six or seven hundred dollars lying around somewhere and feel generous with it, I could use it for a plane ticket. Thanks.

Doctor's Appointment

Well, my doctor's appointment went quite well. Dr. Death said that my blood pressure's the best he's seen it, he said it's almost too low. Which surprises me not a little, given all the stress I'm under these days. So I celebrated with some Arby's roast beef sandwiches and New York Fries.