You are offered fifty million dollars if you can redesign the drinking straw in a revolutionary way. If you fail, you have to spend the rest of your life locked in a room with Hilary Clinton. Tell me about the new drinking straw you invent.
Please, another of you impeccable English speakers help me out here. There should be a one-word answer to this, but I can not think of one, and I suspect there is none. Please fill in the blank.