MacBeth

This Book of Shakespeare's MacBeth I do read,
In my view, aye, it stinketh foul, indeed.
More of this play I surely do not need,
But oh, the lightning it must intercede,
If I'm to keep from having to proceed.

For Shakespeare hath this twaddle sadly wrote,
In it, it hath no useful things of note,
On quality of content missed the boat
Hath Shakespeare done, oh toss it down a moat!

But mine is not to question this great work,
Although it surely driveth me berserk,
I hate to spew forth venom like a jerk,
But what can I say? I just don't like it.