I'm Gonna Be Rich

[dogriver]

It's the breakfast food idea of the century, for kids addicted to
hotdogs, and for the kid in all of us. I'll call it the Piggy Pooch,
that way it even sounds unhealthful. You fashion a hotdog-type bun out
of English muffin dough. In it you place a breakfast sausage link
wrapped in a cheese slice, surrounded by eg and slathered with syrup.
You could even have piggy pooch street venders outside office buildings
for the working crowd who have no time for breakfast. Instead of a hot
dog and a bag of chips, grab a Piggy Pooch and hash browns. I'm gonna be
rich, I'm gonna be rich!