A Song Parody about Caroline
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dogriverCaroline and Brucie were lovers,
She thought that he was quite a bloke,
She wanted him to have lots of things,
But most of all, a can of Coke,
She saw a sign for a Wal-Mart sale,
A twelve-pack for two bucks, it read,
She couldn't call Brucie using Skype,
So she DMed Shannone, and she did type,
Tell Brucie I love him,
Tell Brucie I need him,
Tell Brucie to stay awake,
I've caffeine to buy, that cannot wait.
She took a cab to the Wal-Mart store,
She was the youngest woman there,
She looked everywhere for the sale-priced case,
Down the aisles she ran at a deadly pace,
No one knows who switched the signs,
But Pepsi's what they sold to Caroline,
Bruce took one sip and started to choke,
And Caroline said, looking for a Coke,
Tell Brucie I love him,
Tell Brucie I need him,
Tell Brucie not to die,
They said it was Coke,
I would not lie.
Now in E.R., where Brucie lies,
Tears coming to Caroline's eyes,
It was just for Brucie that she'd gone to shop,
And she cried as she prayed that his heart wouldn't stop,
Tell Brucie I love him,
Tell Brucie I need him,
Tell Brucie not to die,
They said it was Coke, I would not lie.
She thought that he was quite a bloke,
She wanted him to have lots of things,
But most of all, a can of Coke,
She saw a sign for a Wal-Mart sale,
A twelve-pack for two bucks, it read,
She couldn't call Brucie using Skype,
So she DMed Shannone, and she did type,
Tell Brucie I love him,
Tell Brucie I need him,
Tell Brucie to stay awake,
I've caffeine to buy, that cannot wait.
She took a cab to the Wal-Mart store,
She was the youngest woman there,
She looked everywhere for the sale-priced case,
Down the aisles she ran at a deadly pace,
No one knows who switched the signs,
But Pepsi's what they sold to Caroline,
Bruce took one sip and started to choke,
And Caroline said, looking for a Coke,
Tell Brucie I love him,
Tell Brucie I need him,
Tell Brucie not to die,
They said it was Coke,
I would not lie.
Now in E.R., where Brucie lies,
Tears coming to Caroline's eyes,
It was just for Brucie that she'd gone to shop,
And she cried as she prayed that his heart wouldn't stop,
Tell Brucie I love him,
Tell Brucie I need him,
Tell Brucie not to die,
They said it was Coke, I would not lie.
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Date: 2010-06-30 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-30 04:02 pm (UTC)I take it that yo did get enough sleep last night? I am still grinning.
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Date: 2010-06-30 05:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-30 08:20 pm (UTC)ювелирная доска объявлений
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Ах, друзья мои, что за гнусность эти выборы!
Date: 2011-05-19 11:51 am (UTC)Формализующая сила этой "вещи" такова, что остается тол
Date: 2011-05-21 12:43 pm (UTC)Тиффани было жаль, что у нее не было шанса извиниться з
Date: 2011-05-23 10:44 am (UTC)Зал, включая и стоячие места, вмещал до девятнадцати ты
Date: 2011-05-27 10:23 am (UTC)Тебе же только хуже!
Date: 2011-06-25 02:56 pm (UTC)Его "переходный период" закончился.
Date: 2011-06-28 10:18 am (UTC)В них спрятаны прозрачные уста, В них спрятана таинств
Date: 2011-07-02 10:55 am (UTC)Королева криво усмехнулась, потому что люди без чувств
Date: 2011-07-12 12:54 pm (UTC)Пусть Феликс окна распахнет.
Я лег на лавку и закрыл глаза -- точно так, как делал это
Date: 2011-07-15 03:26 pm (UTC)Тогда я осведомился, нет ли здесь других служителей. Торговец остановился, когда услышал рычание. Только здесь, тихонько, В заснеженных домах вязать и брякать Изогнутыми спицами. Мораль и нравственность хороши лишь постольку, посколку на них можно нажиться.
Что они виноваты в гибели моих родителей, севших на лип
Date: 2011-07-27 05:55 am (UTC)Я по-прежнему ощущал страшный силовой натиск токсикоза, пропитанного мистикой, магией и волшебством. Не сердце ли горы вещало мне? Ротик его искажается гримасой отвращения. Если ложку наточить -- получится заточка, если мужа надрочить, то родится дочка, если дочка плюнет в суп, вся семья хохочет, а затем в дремучий сруб все приходят ночью -- посидеть, поговорить, посмотреть на землю, ядом почву окропить, тихо ахнуть "Внемлю".