Posting by E-Mail

[dogriver]

In theory this should work. FunBlindSinger suggested I read the FAQ, and it has proven to be invaluable. She's full of good suggestions. I, on the other hand, am merely full of it.

So now I can post via e-mail. Yowza. Or is it yowsa? Is there even such a word? Hmmm, according to dictionary.com it's yowzah, and came into existence in 1932. The things you learn at 5:29 in the morning. And, being me, I pass this valuable infomation on to you, the reader (assuming anyone reads these).

Now to contemplate the world's great questions: why do the Bombers stink all of a sudden? What does the future hold? Is there life on earth? Does bowling have a future in the grand scheme of things? What's God's plan for my life and when will He show it to me? Why did I bother looking up yowza in the dictionary? Why are there porcupines? Why do people still use Fahrenheit? Will we get cool weather any time soon? If a cat always lands on its feet and bread always lands butter-side down, what happens if you tie a piece of bread butter-side up to the back of a cat? What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?

Comments

[funblindsinger.livejournal.com]

Lmao! hugs!

[(Anonymous)]

Here are the answers:

1. Because no one is watching football anymore.

2. More of the same, except slightly dirtier.

3. Yes.

4. Yes, people will always need harmless pseudo-sports to encourage beer drinking and social opportunities.

5. He's not telling or showing.

6. Because you thought it would amuse your readers, and it did.

7. Porcupines are one of God's jokes.

8. Because Fahrenheit 451 sounded like a cool title for a book.

9. No, we won't get cool weather, it will drop suddenly to -30 in October.

10. The cat will go flying towards the ceiling.

11. Chairs would look the same, but our buttocks would be useless.

[masterofmusings.livejournal.com]

Ah, I knew there was a good reason why I allow anonymous posting to my LJ.