Oh, I have several. Perhaps "Tell me in as much detail as possible how much I totally suck." or "please list, in as great detail as possible, all of your faults and rank them from most important to least important." or "If you had a choice of which way you'd want to be murdered, which would it be?" or there's always "Why does the porridge-bird lay its egg in the air?" LOL!
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Date: 2007-10-02 08:54 pm (UTC)