And Now For Something Beyond Useless

[dogriver]

Is "useless" just too useful for you? Then read this:

Ten Top Trivia Tips
about Masterofmusings!

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow masterofmusings
   to vote.
2. Masterofmusings can taste with his
   feet.
3. Masterofmusings
   is actually a mammal, not a fish!
4. Masterofmusings once lost a
   Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
5. The masterofmusings-fighting
   market in the
   Philippines is huge - several thousand masterofmusings-fights take place
   there every day!
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery
   eyeshadow made
   from the crushed shells of masterofmusings.
7. Masterofmusings can
   turn his stomach inside out.
8. Masterofmusings cannot
   swim.
9. The only
   Englishman to become masterofmusings was Nicholas Breakspear, who was
   masterofmusings from 1154 to 1159!
10. The moon is 400 times closer
    to the Earth
    than masterofmusings, and 400 times smaller.

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Comments

[kittytech.livejournal.com]

"Masterofmusings once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!"

I never knew!!!! GRIN!!!

[masterofmusings.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. There were fourteen judges, and I lost nine to five.

[baxaphobia.livejournal.com]

Must be all the ketchup and coke that allows you to do the stomach trick!